tfln #4 return of the terrible choices

[muskeg]

you know the drill. have at it, swampians.

Comments

[strewn]

bingo! doesn't matter what kinda toe-curling orgasm you were having at the time, right?

[foxtwo]

honestly, i've never had a sex injury, so i'm not sure i can relate

do you feel the injury if youre having the orgasm?

[strewn]

i'm going to plead the fifth, but it's after you come that you've gotta worry.

[foxtwo]

i think it's too late for you to plead the fifth

ever ended up in the ER like in the movies?

[strewn]

okay, you're right. i dug this hole myself, time to climb into it.

no, it wasn't an emergency room situation. more like sitting around with ice on various places for a day or two.

[foxtwo]

i'm good at digging holes

interesting. but you've healed every time, right?

[strewn]

join the club! holes all over the place here. it's like a louis sacher book.

yeah, i didn't give myself any permanent sex injuries. that's beyond impressive and verging on dangerous.

[foxtwo]

any injury is dangerous, that's why you shouldn't boast about any of them

especially since they're usually stupid

[strewn]

yeah, we're on the same page about that. though i guess i meant, you know. whatever act you were involved in to injure yourself permanently...

probably shouldn't be doing that at all. one time, i pulled a muscle during sex and i wasn't doing anything wild at all. that's different. i don't think any of us that are having sex are gonna up and quit just because we might get hurt.

[foxtwo]

anything i can think of that could result in such injury is definitely something i do *not* want to be doing in the bedroom. or anywhere, to be honest.

did that completely ruin the mood? the pulled muscle, i mean?

[strewn]

yeah, save that kind of acrobatic activity for a time when you're not naked and vulnerable, probably.

oh no, probably helped, actually!

[foxtwo]

helped, really? oh, did your partner feel sorry for you?

[strewn]

yeah, i got a nice massage. ended up being pretty good for both of us.

[foxtwo]

that sounds nice. i've never gotten a proper massage.

[strewn]

never?? you really ought to. they're pretty amazing.

[foxtwo]

you'd think i would have considering my age, but, no. i've given them, though, mainly to sick kids. it soothes them.

[strewn]

okay, that's really sweet. and it makes me think you deserve a good massage even more. i'm not an expert, but if you're ever curious...

[foxtwo]

i kinda am.

[strewn]

my hands are free anytime you like. assuming i'm me and not dal. i don't know if he knows how to give a massage.

[foxtwo]

well, you're the one that's offering. and out of the two of you, you smell the most human.

[ so he prefers you, Bam. Plus, you're tall. ]

[strewn]

good point! what does he smell like, if not human?

[ Oh yes, he is quite tall. ]

[foxtwo]

it depends. he does always carry a bit of your smell, but his is like. it changes. like he gathers up other people's smells, in a way.

lately he's been smelling a lot like chocolate.

[ so, like Myung. ]

[strewn]

huh. interesting. i wouldn't have guessed it was that noticeable, but i guess it makes sense.

we're different people, so of course we'd smell different.

chocolate though? i don't know if i get that.

[foxtwo]

you smell like... warm sand, and a little like the city.

and i can tell when you have switched recently because at first, neither of you smell like anything, and then it starts coming up. it's quite. unsettling, in a way.

yeah, chocolate. myung smells like chocolate.

[strewn]

that part doesn't exactly surprise me. i do like the beach! and i'm a city boy.

that does sound unsettling. sorry, stupid question probably, but would there be any way to mask that? like with cologne or something?

oh. ooooh. myung smells like chocolate. interesting, very interesting.