tfln #4 return of the terrible choices

[muskeg]

you know the drill. have at it, swampians.

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candy crush

[hoodwinker]

1. Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.

2. I am coming home for anal

* a nap*

3. The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.

4. I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

5. text him!

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[nunchii]

[ he is not laughing at this at all, nope, not even a little. n o p e....

okay he is laughing a lot but also--]

You know, I would really appreciate you keeping it to like, two heart attack moments every week. Three is just too many okay.

And is there where I make a comment about Freudian slips or--???

[hoodwinker]

[as long as jiho doesn't try to picture him laughing, he can maybe find him a little irritating.

...damn.]

would that really scare you?

no, it isn't the place where you do that.

i need a new phone.

[nunchii]

[ you made a mistake picturing it didn't you. that's okay, just in case you didn't, Rook will make it worse and send you this to help. ]

Maybe concern me more than scare.

Mmm, I can get you a new one if you want, you have a preference at all?

[hoodwinker]

[you fucking-

kill him.]

you don't have to be concerned for me. i mean, it's better than if the phone auto corrected the other way around.

[just imagine if rook was looking forward to a cuddle and a nap and instead...]

this one's ok, really.

[nunchii]

You know, I can't say that I would be opposed to any form of that correction. Naps are amazing you know.

[ so is sex. most of the time. he is pretty sure that it would be amazing with Jiho, but he also knows he will take naps and cuddles too.]

If you're sure.

[hoodwinker]

they must be, your sleeping face looks a lot like an o face sometimes.

[nunchii]

[you think so, huh. you will have to see his actual o face before you can say.]

Does it? How would you know mmm? Maybe your bed is just really comfy okay.

[hoodwinker]

[...

he's sinking deeper. but be aware, he'll take you with him.]

maybe for you. i've slept with your big shiny knee in my kidney before.

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[hapertas]

don't get hurt! i hope the corn dog's delicious!

[hoodwinker]

i can take him.

minsu's been sneaking a lot of vegetables into things lately. i need this corn dog.

[hapertas]

he is really sneaky about that, isn't he?

you know, i saved some halloween candy! if the corn dog fight doesn't end as you'd hoped. [ Things Dash does not say: Isn't there a vegetable right there in the name? Corn dog?

Hmm. Things to think about. ]

[hoodwinker]

it's like he wants us to be healthy or something.

really? is it any of the good stuff or just stuff like the candy corn?

[hapertas]

i think eating our vegetables makes him happy.

good stuff, of course! i'd always be sure you had options. chocolate, caramels, gummy worms, suckers, all that.

[hoodwinker]

eating certain ones makes me extremely unhappy.

wow, i can't believe you have that much of it left.

[hapertas]

extremely? which vegetables are those??

i practiced rationing it out as a kid and the habit stuck, haha.

[hoodwinker]

not to sound like an eight year old, but mostly the green ones.

that's smart. you have a survivor's mindset.

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[osmic]

minsu makes better corndogs than whatever youre about to fight over

[hoodwinker]

that's part of the problem. some of us have mealtimes that are a little off. they're always gone.

[osmic]

want me to enchant a plate so only you can touch the food on it?

[hoodwinker]

are you fucking kidding me right now. i've been eating microwave pizza and chicken nuggets that were probably pigeon meat while you've all been feasting, and now you tell me that you can enchant plates.

[osmic]

its a new thing.

[hoodwinker]

sure it is.

ok, but enchant one of those big ones. not some little dessert plate.

[just because he's the size of a bird doesn't mean he eats like one.]

[osmic]

dont worry ive got you

ill tell minsu which ones yours so he'll leave food for you in it

dont eat anything from it if its been left there for more than 24 hours though

[hoodwinker]

what happens after 24 hours