tfln #4 return of the terrible choices

[muskeg]

you know the drill. have at it, swampians.

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[braced]

i think we have underwear thieves

[squelch]

oh no! that sounds bad. oh, but they're getting help, because my nest eats underwear.

[braced]

is there where mine went?

[squelch]

i'm not too sure, but you can check! i have a pile in my room. it all came out of the nest when i was cleaning and reorganizing it. at first i thought, 'wow, i have a lot of sex if i have this much underwear in my bed,' but i don't think i have THAT much and i really try to make sure people have everything they came with when they leave, so now i think there's some weird magic spell in my bed that summons underwear from all over.

[braced]

that's...

oddly charming. and cute

[squelch]

haha, thanks!

you know what else is cute? some of the stuff in my pile! what did you lose? is that okay to ask...

[braced]

a couple of briefs. one of them's tie dye

[squelch]

wait a second! i have those! [ Guess who just combusted. ]

[braced]

well there you go

thats that mystery solved

[squelch]

i swear i didn't steal them! i swear!

[braced]

i believe you. itd be weird if you stole them but then told me you had them

[squelch]

oh, that's true. i still don't know how they all end up here. it's a mystery! i thought i might be taking everyone's laundry, but if that's true, why aren't there more socks? just underwear.

[braced]

is the nest acting on its own?

[squelch]

whoa. junsu! is my bed sentient?

[braced]

thats what it sounds like to me

[squelch]

it's sentient and really likes underwear. i wonder if it's telling me something...

[braced]

do you, uh

do you skip wearing underwear

[squelch]

oh yeah, i skip lots of types of clothes. they're so constricting!

do you think that's what it's trying to tell me? wear more underwear?

i'm going to have an ideological disagreement with my bed.

[braced]

thats what i was thinking

is underwear wearing an ideology...

[squelch]

i guess i could try, if it means my bed will stop stealing everyone else's.

i don't know! it does kinda seem to be a strongly held belief among humans.

[braced]

not all humans.

[squelch]

that's true. minsu talks about this sometimes!

[braced]

theres a reason he and i are best friends

[squelch]

bonding about not wearing underwear sounds pretty awesome to me!