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Sage "Matchitehew" Abernathy ([personal profile] muskeg) wrote in [community profile] exonym2018-11-02 11:00 am

tfln #4 return of the terrible choices




you know the drill. have at it, swampians.
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[as long as jiho doesn't try to picture him laughing, he can maybe find him a little irritating.

...damn.]


would that really scare you?

no, it isn't the place where you do that.

i need a new phone.
nunchii: (lets burn this church to the ground)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you made a mistake picturing it didn't you. that's okay, just in case you didn't, Rook will make it worse and send you this to help. ]

Maybe concern me more than scare.

Mmm, I can get you a new one if you want, you have a preference at all?
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[you fucking-

kill him.]


you don't have to be concerned for me. i mean, it's better than if the phone auto corrected the other way around.

[just imagine if rook was looking forward to a cuddle and a nap and instead...]

this one's ok, really.
nunchii: (lets burn this church to the ground)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I can't say that I would be opposed to any form of that correction. Naps are amazing you know.

[ so is sex. most of the time. he is pretty sure that it would be amazing with Jiho, but he also knows he will take naps and cuddles too.]

If you're sure.
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
they must be, your sleeping face looks a lot like an o face sometimes.
nunchii: (make an alter of your body)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[you think so, huh. you will have to see his actual o face before you can say.]

Does it? How would you know mmm? Maybe your bed is just really comfy okay.
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

he's sinking deeper. but be aware, he'll take you with him.]


maybe for you. i've slept with your big shiny knee in my kidney before.
nunchii: (beneath this guilded smile)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and he is laughing again. lets be real, he will go down with you and happily.]

I'm sorry! You can totally push me out if that happens again. I was probably trying to cuddle you.
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm not going to push you out.

[he might've tried at first, but rook's pretty solid and now...now he doesn't want to.]

we just need to practice lining up our bodies.
nunchii: (so tell me all your sins)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OKay well then, poke me awake. It's not a good nap if you are uncomfortable. But yeah, practice. That sounds... like a good plan.

[ does the thought of 'practicing' snuggling you make him flush more than anything else? MAYBE IT DOES. are you surprised? ]
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[not surprised. and also not dumb.]

if you slept on your back more, i could just lie on top of you. or mostly on top of you.
nunchii: (beneath this guilded smile)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ u sure about that. ]

That-- that I can do. Sounds nice.

We should still practice it though, until, you know, it's second nature.
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[pretty sure. fairly sure.]

we could start right away.
nunchii: (make an alter of your body)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you did say you were coming home for a nap, so...

I have a nap nest all ready for you.
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
ok

but if you get summoned away this time, i really will make someone pay for it.
nunchii: (tell me your confessions)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ gods what he wouldn't give for that to not be a problem. ]

I can't promise that I won't, but I can promise to make a nest twice as comfortable later if I do. Maybe bring back some nice tea for you?






[ he types out 'sorry' and deletes it about seven times before he just vows to make sure that he is the most comfortable napping partner. ]
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not your fault.

[because he knows how you think. and jiho still wants to kill the long bastard whose fault it really is, but he reminds himself that he has to be smart.]

the only thing you have to promise is to come back as soon as you can. you're warm.
nunchii: (give me all your prayers)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Always.

Maybe I will even steal some nice blankets when it happens again.


[ when not if because it will happen again. and again. and again until either his punishment is met or the world ends.

he is sure the latter is more likely.]
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't want them

[he doesn't want the blankets that someone-

but he doesn't want rook getting depressed either.]


i'm going to knit my own, remember?
nunchii: (but the scars remain)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ really Rook can't blame Jiho for that reaction at all, he doesn't look at it the same as the assassin, he knows this, but --

that puts a little more in perspective. kind of. this has been Rook's existence for over two thousand years, he knows only this. but for the first time he wants something more. wants something less transient.

wants a home.]


You do. The first one better be pink and yellow too. Stripes!
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[personal profile] hoodwinker 2018-11-02 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll work on it while you're away. some night you'll come home and i'll wrap us both up in it.
nunchii: (let me be your saviour)

[personal profile] nunchii 2018-11-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ home

fuck. it really is home. ]


I can't wait for that. Then maybe mittens. Or a hat!