A ninja! Or a knight. Or a race car driver. Or Lara Croft. I liked her shorts.

( He never met a video game he didn't like. Well, apart from Amnesia because that shit was scary. )

The first present from my parents I can remember was my Gameboy. It was yellow, and I had a little light for car journeys or when the neighbours would keep us at parties too long.

( Oh Ten, how are you so adorable? )

I'll help. We'll get it done together.